The following post is dedicated to found, seemingly innocuous Japanese retail items that we thought were hilarious.
This may not be for everyone, but don't worry,
adorable photos of Adriana making goofy faces and wearing adorable onesies are soon to come.
For the meantime, enjoy:
For when your morning OJ just doesn't have that rare Cheesy kick you need.
Just like most Reds fans since 1990.
Apparently subtlety is lost on the Japanese.
Hey man, if you really, and I mean REALLY, want to rock out on the Karaoke stage tonight...you're gonna want to have this $8 can of voice enhancer.
So, what are you going as for Halloween?
-Well, I can't decide between tits and faucet crotch.
Well, my mom is making me go as gay goose ballerina, so you got off lucky.
One melon float please, and I'd like ice of the triple with that.
Not exclusively Japanese, but incredibly accurate.
How do you take your coffee?
-Like the night janitor who cleans the girls locker room,
In Japan, condoms come in 4 sizes:
M (not pictured), L, XL, and Horse.
This is a water/tea container.
Get your mind out of the gutter, ladies.
Until they OD on propofol.